Bailey. 19. Pansexual. Workaholic. UNT. Couponing. Baking. Beatles.

robots-and-electric-sheep:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

no but Steve was so cute and so fucking sweet and cool even before he was captain america like, even looks aside yea he became hot but he was such a sweet and rad person BEFORE he was hot like how could even look down on someone like Steve Rogers i would have loved to hang with someone like that much less go out on a DATE with them i really don’t understand people sometimes.

pre-serum steve is hella cool to me.

this woman was Steve’s date that Bucky set him up with, and she spent the entire thing ignoring him and being rude because she didn’t like how he looked

i just- ugh.

(Source: nataliaromanov, via hatake-kai)

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raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

(via least-virginy-virgin-ever)

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

image

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via hatake-kai)

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Donovan (via mccartneymadness)

(via sgtpeppersrevolver)

If Paul McCartney fell on a piano, by the time he picked himself up he would’ve written three songs.
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2. Be a vigorous dancer

rulesformyunbornson:

But you are under no obligation to join a conga line. 

(via rulesformyunbornson)

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thewinterfrostgiant:

how to seduce a boy:

Step 1: look deep into his eyes

Step 2: smile a little

Step 3: bite your lip

Step 4: lean in so your lips are right next to his ear

Step 5: “heil hydra”

(via hatake-kai)

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Reblog if you would date a trans person

slytherin-swag:

I’m being told no one would by a teacher. I’d like to prove her wrong

(via dersekingdom)

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Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

(via hatake-kai)

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
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